PSG member nearly loses head

THU - Early this morning, PSG member Kit (The one with the eyebags) was injured during a game of basketball. Witnesses say that he was hit on the head by a basketball traveling at high speed. Early reports say that there is no permanent head damage. Reports indicate that the basketball was directed at Kit by one " Mr Cockroach". After the incident, the game continued. This reporter also lost his fitting and slid on the floor. The reporter's jeans are now a tad dirty. Confound it.

More updates as we get them.

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